May 2012
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May 22nd
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Summary of the Weekend
Me: Want to watch The Avengers with me?
Girl: Yeah, sure okay!
Me: Does this Friday sound good?
Girl: NO
*END OF CONVERSATION*
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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burned myself cooking and cut myself shaving success is not an option
May 19th
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$1.50: THE PRICE OF SOCIAL INTERACTION
Girl: Hi there, do you have a minute?
Me: Okay, yeah, sure, tell me what you're all about.
Girl: Have you heard of a blood diamond?
Me: IT SOUNDS LIKE A DIAMOND THAT REQUIRED BLOOD TO BE EXTRACTED.
Girl: That's exactly right! Do you see this pendant? This is Sierra Leone…
*TALKS ABOUT FORCED SLAVERY FOR ILLEGAL DIAMOND MINING*
Me: *nodding* Oh, yeah, that's terrible. I see. Interesting. I totally agree.
Girl: Now Bernard as you can see this is simple technology for prosthetic limbs of the injured, for a small donation with no minimum you can help provide Hands for Africa.
Me: dahahhhhhh WELL THIS IS EMBARRASSING AS I LITERALLY HAVE NO MONEY *SHOWS MONEY CLIP OF ONLY CARDS*
Girl: Well we do take debit.
Me: DAMN UR GOOD. CAN YOU CHARGE A DOLLAR
Girl: Can I challenge you to FIVE dollars?
Me: CAN I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DOLLAR.
Girl: A dollar fifty!
Me: OKAY A DOLLAR FIFTY. YOU DID A GOOD JOB, I KNOW THE PAIN OF PEOPLE NOT WANTING TO LISTEN TO A THING YOU SAY. AND THAT'S 1.50 AS IN A DOLLAR FIFTY. NOT $150. AND THAT'S GOING TO HANDS FOR AFRICA. NOT YOUR PERSONAL FUND.
Girl: uh ok thank you bernard have a nice day
Me: *BLERN RESPONSE*
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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“I HAVE NEVER WATCHED GAY PORN… ON PURPOSE.”
May 18th
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how do i relate to people without one upping them?　
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: What transparent Iphone back do you use that your dog recently broke?
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May 16th
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May 15th
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drewlynoted replied to your photo: First meal after an unintentional 24 hour fast!… Is it hard to eat paleo? not necessarily for example: it is very easy for me to eat a fried egg on a bacon burger with grilled onions without worrying about fat or counting calories the hard part is that you have to be mindful of what you buy, and you have to cook everything yourself almost.. i’d...
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th